明月天山

最近很喜欢玩德州扑克，和朋友开玩笑说，都可以写一篇论文了，兴致起来，草拟了一份论文大纲。具体内容恐怕写不出来，感兴趣的来看大纲玩吧。原创文章，All Copyleft Reserved，转载请保留链接，lol~~~
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论文摘要

1. 介绍：背景和历史

2. 规则

3. 策略
3.1 概率分布
3.2 心理学
3.3 表情行为
3.4 时间信息
3.5 赢面分析
3.5.1 Cards in Hand
3.5.2 Community Cards
3.6 下注策略
3.6.1 好牌下注策略
3.6.2 烂牌下注策略
3.6.3 心理学策略
3.6.4 行为模型
3.6.5 风险管理
3.6.6 超越规则

4. 相关研究

5. 结论与展望

6. 参考论文

校内看到的一个水幕创意，很精致强悍的表演：

不说啥了，直接看，那帮人太牛逼了！感谢Kane分享~~

This joke is not a fresh shit now. I saw it days ago. We know that CitiBank is in trouble and was bailed out by US government. Okay the joke: Rumor rumor! Goldman Sachs is going to merge with CitiBank, and the new company is named Sachs and the Citi.

Yes, they already made a TV show for the merge, named Sex and the City.

先说第一个，来自Wall Street Journal (WSJ)的，背景是道琼斯指数跌到几年来的新低。嗯英文版的笑话：

Question: How to find a mid-cap fund manager?
Answer: Find a large-cap fund manager, and wait.

一个类似的笑话，是Alan讲的中国股市的笑话，当时中国股市从6000多点跌到2000点左右，那是几个月前我们在双马餐厅吃饭：

问题：有一个人进股市炒股，在这样不好的市场大环境下，他成了百万富翁。问，他的秘诀是什么？
答案：他之前是亿万富翁。lol~

过去快两周了，Palin的那个片段仍然是非常流行的。最搞笑、最原汁原味的版本在NBC网站，歌词见下文：

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/update-palin-rap/773781/

附带一个Bush背书的SNL搞笑视频
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/update-thursday-bush-endorsement/783981/

Sarah Palin Rap at SNL

The Lyrics:

one two three

my name is sarah palin you all know me
vice president nominee of the gop
gonna need your vote in the next election
can i get a ‘what what’ from the senior section
mccain got experience, mccain got style
but don’t let him freak you out when he tries to smile
cause that smile be creepy
but when i be vp
all the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me

how’s it go eskimo
(eskimos)
tell me what you know eskimo
(eskimos)
how you feel eskimo
(ice cold)
tell me tell me what you feel eskimo
(super cold)

i’m jeremiah wright cause tonight i’m the preacha
i got a bookish look and you’re all hot for teacha
todd lookin fine on his snow machine
so hot boy gonna need a go between
in wasilla we just chill baby chilla
but when i see oil lets drill baby drill

my country tis a thee
from my porch i can see
russia and such

all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up

when i say ‘obama’ you say ‘ayers’
obama. (ayers) obama (ayers)
i built me a bridge - it ain’t goin’ nowhere.
(ohhh)

mccain, palin, gonna put the nail in the coffin
of the media elite
(she likes red meat)
shoot a mother-humpin moose, eight days of the week

[three gunshots]
now ya dead, now ya dead,
cause i’m an animal, and i’m bigger than you
holdin a shotgun walk in the pub
everybody party, we’re goin on a hunt
la la la la la la la la
[six gunshots]

yo i’m palin, i’m out!

第一次看到联想出这样类型的marketing，欣赏一下：

感谢Mozilla的朋友分享，巨雷，我心目中的阿甘啊！